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Food Porn!!

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From time to time, my explorations on the Internet yield serendipitous finds of interesting, not to mention bizarre, images that tickle my fancy for one reason or another and, like many other people, I squirrel them away and then (quite often) forget about them. The other day, I was re-organizing my hard-drive directories and I came across one such cache of oddities. It was a pretty eclectic mix (cartoons, amusing pictures of cats, etc.) but there were a surprising number that seemed to share a common theme of sorts. Perhaps the name ‘food porn’ is not the best way to describe that theme (indeed, the popular term generally means something else entirely), but I really couldn’t think of anything better.

By the way, I have had all the pictures in question for so long now that I couldn’t begin to recall where they came from so, if it happens that anything I reproduce here is subject to any particular restrictive copyright, please let me know. For the rest of you… those who are not too delicate to continue… I hope my gleanings will provide you all with a quick giggle or two…

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This is probably the happiest tomato I have ever seen…

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I saw a whole display of squash just like these while shopping yesterday. I looked through the whole lot in hoping to find one with as nice butt as this one but… not a shapely crack to be seen!

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I never thought I would develop ‘carrot-envy’.

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Someone could definitely use a trim…

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Do you think this chili is hot?

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A lemon with a really big nose… isn’t that what it reminds *you*  of?

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Okay, come on, now… These have to be genetically engineered, or the result of careful pruning or something. They couldn’t just randomly grow like this… could they??

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And… before we leave the plant Kingdom, let’s get really X-rated!

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So that’s what they mean by ‘Happy as a Clam!’

Apparently, ‘Animal Crackers’ come in an adult variety as well…

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I give up. Who would even conceive of such a picture, much less actually shoot it?

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Stop playing with your food!

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‘Nuff said…

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And this… is my favorite. It looks like a couple of guys in the waiting room of a VD clinic doesn’t it? I don’t know who thought of making these but barbecue season is almost upon us and I want one!!

Anyway… I felt lazy today; hence the frivolity of this post. If you have better pictures I’d love to see them but (PLEASE) no more carrots with erections, okay?

16 Comments Post a comment
  1. I love it when you get bad AND lazy – delightful combination. Thanks for the great laugh and sighs at some of the ….. endowments. 🙂

    May 3, 2013
  2. LOL… yes, indeed. I am almost afraid to let my wife get a look at some of the pix!

    May 3, 2013
  3. Ok. Thank you for the comedy at 7.30am! Great way to start out today. Also, thank you for the “like” on my watermelon post. 🙂

    May 3, 2013
    • My pleasure … like I said, I just felt lazy today and not in the mood for serious 🙂

      May 3, 2013
  4. These are HILARIOUS. Mother Nature is a naughty broad!!

    May 3, 2013
  5. You are being very naughty today ! But thanks for the hilarious pictures 🙂 Made mt day 😀

    May 3, 2013
  6. My uncle is a urologist, his waiting room was a phallic shrine. He’d love these.

    May 3, 2013
  7. These are just too funny! I almost blushed! 🙂

    May 3, 2013
  8. *LOL*..I agree, those veggies made me blush:)

    May 4, 2013
  9. Without a doubt, one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long while, Food Porn is the perfect title for these! Truly delightful 🙂

    May 5, 2013
    • Glad you enjoyed… They made a nice break from regular blogging 🙂

      May 5, 2013
  10. hilarious! awesome blog! I can’t wait to come back here and read it all. Cheers

    October 29, 2013
  11. Taunya #

    Oh my gosh! I have just laughed myself into a small asthma fit. These are hysterical. My friends have often chided me for laughing at the unique carrots I regularly find in the 25 pound bags I buy for my horse, but these…these are too darn funny. Thanks for the laugh! I found Sybaritica while searching for Chinese chicken stock. It is simmering as i type. I enjoy your blog very much and am interested in learning Chinese writing as it pertains to menus. Count me in for the class! 🙂

    February 2, 2014
    • Glad you enjoyed 🙂 I am still very much in the planning stage on the Chinese…

      February 2, 2014
  12. Lol, looking forward with more “woman” food porn….

    May 31, 2015

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